just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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