Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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