that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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