woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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