Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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