no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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