haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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