Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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