2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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