Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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