It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Will exercising make me less horny?
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