i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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