New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
