Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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