question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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