four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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