We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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