Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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