god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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