hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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