On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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