I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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