no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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