Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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