C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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