Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
what day is it and did you see me today?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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