so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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