at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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