erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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