My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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