yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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