Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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