And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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