No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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