I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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