Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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