Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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