There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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