I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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