I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i came on her dog
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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