i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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