Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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