I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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