Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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