I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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