I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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