We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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