Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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