haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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