U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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