bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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