My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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