Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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