i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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