yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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