alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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